Saturday, October 08, 2005

How to piss me off

This is how to piss me off.

Tell me your parents are coming and you want to really clean the apartment. So for two days I pick up, do dishes, clean the bathroom, vacuum, mop, make beds, dust, do laundry, fold and put away laundry, go grocery shopping at three different places so I can get good deals plus the stuff you want, bring all the groceries in and up three flights of stairs, put away the groceries and play with the kids.

You take the day off to “help out” on Friday and all you do is sit on the computer while “watching the boys”. You then come in and start telling me I have not done a good job in the bathroom you found dust under the heater (by the way nobody looks under). You then start again this morning you want certain things picked up. By the way, you have only sat on your ass for two days. You act like you can’t do two things at once. That you can only watch the boys or pick up. Please I do this everyday.

Here is the kicker; your parents don’t care what our place looks like. They only care about seeing and playing with the boys. If you are so worried about it the do it your damn self.

5 comments:

Mise en Place said...

LOL! I am with you on that. Watch the kids and do.... There is no such thing. They can only do one thing at a time. It's so NOT right. You make all the preperations and still it's not good enough. I've heard that sweet song too.

I tell my prince that he better zip it up if he doesn't want me start undoing what I've done...LOL!

Piece of Work said...

Gack. Why do they always act like watching the kids is SUCH A CHORE THAT THEY COULDNT POSSIBLY DO ANYTHING ELSE?

eatmisery said...

That's right. If you want to complain about the way something gets done, do it yourself. Amen.

cubmommy said...

Thanks ladies, I knew you would understand!

Lammy said...

HERE HERE. I totally am with you.
BTW--new to your blog today-- Thanks for the laughs.
:)